hahanoneurbuseness's Entries
Funny Jobs
1. Sedentary Lifestyle Specialist
A person who sits on the couch and eats and watches TV, so a proffesional couch potato. Like... I want that job!!!!
Funny TV Shows
3. The Best Moments of Gordon Ramsay
"WHAT R U" "an idiot sandwich," "F-!" "SH-!" "MF!" "NOT AS PIS-ED AS I AM!"
Funny Things to Do
4. Put Your Knees in Your Shirt and Run Around the House
But close the blinds, so the neighbors don't see.
Funny Things to Do
6. Navigating Your Dark House at 3AM Using Only Your Bat-like Sonar and the Tiny Light from the Microwave
Mission impossible.
Funny Things to Do
7. Slowly Swapping Seats with Your Classmates Every Time the Teacher Turns to Write on the Chalkboard.
The goal is to have a completely different seating chart by the time the bell rings, until the next day your teacher notices a change and pulls out the REAL written copy of the seating chart no one knew she had...
Funny Things to Do
8. Leaning All Your Weight on a Shopping Cart and Gliding Through the Frozen Food Aisle Like a Professional Figure Skater
I am speed and grace.
