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Funny Sayings

51. Do Not Use An Axe To Kill A Fly On Your Friend's Head

Think Twice, Grasshopper.

Added by Meez on January 11, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

52. Putting Condoms on People's Exhaust Pipes

Ha. Watch 'em blow... and watch 'em freak the FUCK out. LOL See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

53. Kill Mosquitos in Mid-Air

Uh-Mazing talent.

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Funny Things to Do

54. Go into McDonald's and Ask for a Whopper

There will be a pause... and then they'll say, "Uh... this ain't Burger King." LOL See also Pranks.

Added by Meez on January 11, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

55. Go Through a Fast Food Drive-Thru in Reverse

Ha. It's awesome. See also Pranks.

Added by Meez on January 11, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

56. Never Highlight Important Things in Your Textbook with a Black Magic Marker

Ha. Stupid.

Added by Meez on December 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

57. You Can't Tune a Fish Unless Its Tunafish.

So true.

Added by Meez on December 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

58. You're a Mixed Bag of Nuts.

You're nuts in a whole bunch of different ways.

Added by Meez on December 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

59. Heywood JaBlomi

:) Uh-Mazing

Added by Meez on December 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

60. I Am the Emergency!

Better recognize.

Added by Meez on December 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |