Meez's Entries

Funny Sayings

101. I Hope You're Wearing a Bulletproof Vest, Cause I'm out to Kill.

Added by Meez on November 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

102. He Was Dead when I Got There

Oh crap.

Added by Meez on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

103. Eskimo Brothers

When two guys have slept with the same girl... they're considered Eskimo Brothers. xD See also Sex.

Added by Meez on November 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

104. If It's Yellow... Let It Mellow. If It's Brown... Flush It Down.

:) Go green, bitches. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

105. Don't Ever Replace a Condom with a Bread Bag

It's just too messy. See also Sex.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

110. Why Isn't Everything Chocolate Covered?

I'd lick everyone... :) Happy endings alllll around.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |