Meez's Entries

Funny Sayings

101. I Hope You're Wearing a Bulletproof Vest, Cause I'm out to Kill.

Added by Meez on November 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

102. He Was Dead when I Got There

Oh crap.

Added by Meez on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

103. Eskimo Brothers

When two guys have slept with the same girl... they're considered Eskimo Brothers. xD See also Sex.

Added by Meez on November 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

104. If It's Yellow... Let It Mellow. If It's Brown... Flush It Down.

:) Go green, bitches. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

105. Don't Ever Replace a Condom with a Bread Bag

It's just too messy. See also Sex.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

106. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

107. Winkie Jeans

Jeans with eyes on the back pockets. Ha! When you walk it looks like the eyes are winking at people walking behind you. See also Denim.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

108. Fried Twinkies

Twinkies alone have enough calories. See also Snacks.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

109. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

110. Why Isn't Everything Chocolate Covered?

I'd lick everyone... :) Happy endings alllll around.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |