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Funny Observations

131. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 8, 2023| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

132. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

133. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.

Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

134. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

135. I Just Found out That I’m Color Blind

The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

136. I Hate How Funerals Are Always at 9 A.m.

I'm not really a mourning person.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

137. My Ex-wife Still Misses Me.

I will say though, her aim's getting better.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

138. I Wanted to Take Pictures of the Fog This Morning but I Mist My Chance.

I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

139. Why Do They Call It Rush Hour when Nothing Moves?

See also Traffic.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

140. Need an Ark to Save Two of Every Animal?

I Noah guy. See also Puns, Religion.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

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