Funny Phobias

Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

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It is impossible for you to lick your elbow. (Busted)

Jo on August 10, 2016

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Lol

Natalie on September 25, 2016

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Technically, made-up shouldn't be a tag, it's a real phobia. ... Well, as long as you simplify it to 'fear of slipping while near or being chased by wolves or other canines'. Actually, I wouldn't say that's any simpler, but it's the proper.

BRUH on May 25, 2017

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Timber wolves? I thought those were from MLP.

Anonymous on June 10, 2017

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i had to think about this for a little bit, then laughed my ass off

RAndy on December 26, 2017

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i have this phobia

summer on June 7, 2018

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lol

summer on June 7, 2018

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