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Funny Advice

1. After You Eat Your Trail Mix, It's Gone.

Well, you do eventually get it back. After 24 hours. Unless you throw up. Either way you shouldn't eat it again.

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Funny Advice

2. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! *slap*

If someone asks you this, just say "Because I wanted to."

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Funny Animals

3. Kippy

Kitten and a puppy, but what do you call an adult one?

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Funny Drinks

4. I Didn't Take Your Strawberry Banana Smoothie.......

O.O
=^.^= ( if I just keep looking cute they won't suspect the bread either )

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Funny Drinks

6. Ham Juice

It's so good when it's in the meat, so why can't we just drink it from a ham? See also Meat.

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Funny Foods

7. Yumblachs

What space mickey calls hot dogs.

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Funny Names

9. A Murder

A group of crows. No wonder they're scary. See also Birds.

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Funny Phrases

10. Keep It Clean, They Say

What?! I just cleaned my keyboard! See also Cleanliness.

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Cats. Trait mix. Random stuffs. Read it. Be it. Live it. I don't even know what I'm typing anymore. JUST READ FUNNYSTUFFS! =^.^= plees

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