scottydont's Entries

Funny Advice

1. Just Touch Your Toes and Think of Christmas!

pre-crisis situation, eg "this is your captain speaking......erm f*ck it just touch your toes and think of christmas!!" See also Sophomoric.

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Cunny Funt

a polite way of calling someone a funny cunt! (sarcastically)
eg you smell...."oh aren't you a cunny funt!"

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Bum Sneeze

a polite way of saying you just farted a peach!!!
eg "oops just let off a wee bum sneeze there" See also Flatulence.

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. Bunny Fugger

again a polite way of saying your a funny bugger!

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

5. Cocka-peepee-poopoo-shire!

OK heads "Rhode island", tails " cocka-peepee-poopoo-shire!"

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. I Just Dropped an Air Biscuit

a funny way of saying you just done a silent fart!!
eg "yip.....i just dropped a wee air biscuit just now there" See also Flatulence.

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Dont Put Your Hands Up My Arse and Tell Me Your Wearing Gloves!

aahhhhh Gordon street!

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Body Swerve!!!

when you see someone you hate walking toward you, you quickly do an obvious body swerve to avoid them but think "YEA.....that was subtle as f*ck"

Added by scottydont on October 26, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

10. Ver Near

A Glaswegian saying for very nearly. See also Scottish.

Added by scottydont on March 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |