pre-crisis situation, eg "this is your captain speaking......erm f*ck it just touch your toes and think of christmas!!" See also Sophomoric.
a polite way of calling someone a funny cunt! (sarcastically)
eg you smell...."oh aren't you a cunny funt!"
a polite way of saying you just farted a peach!!!
eg "oops just let off a wee bum sneeze there" See also Flatulence.
OK heads "Rhode island", tails " cocka-peepee-poopoo-shire!"
a funny way of saying you just done a silent fart!!
eg "yip.....i just dropped a wee air biscuit just now there" See also Flatulence.
aahhhhh Gordon street!
when you see someone you hate walking toward you, you quickly do an obvious body swerve to avoid them but think "YEA.....that was subtle as f*ck"
Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!" See also British.