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Funny Sayings

31. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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Funny Sayings

32. Relatable teenage post#24 Hey, Cupid! Next Time Would You Care to Shoot Us Both?

Guess not....

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Funny Things

33. When You're the Only One in Your Friend Group Who Isn't Hooked Up.

So me.

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Funny Advice

34. How to Kiss a Girl; Place Hands on Waist. Pull Closer. Look at Lips, then Eyes. Slowly Move Hands Up Sides Until One or Both of Your Hands Are at the Last Bump at the Top of the Spine. Place One Hand on Back of Head and Pull Her In... Chicken Out!

I have never experienced this, but have learned from the pros!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

35. Relatable Teenage Post #9 Teacher; If I Have 3 Red Bulls in One Hand, and 5 in the Other, What Do I Have? Me; an Addiction and One Smart-Alek Student.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

36. Relatable Teenage Post #8 Today I; 1. Woke Up 2. Went to School 3. Saw My Crush 4. Confessed to My crush 5. My crush Kissed Me!

The correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1. (Stupid reality)

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Funny Jobs

37. Relatable teenage post#29 If I Got a Job at an Ice Cream Parlor, and was asked what form I would like my paychecks In, I would totally answer; Scoops please.

I got this thought while scooping ice cream for my family.

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Funny Observations

38. If the Bell Doesn't Tell Us when to Leave, then It Also Shouldn't Tell Us when to Get There!

Boom. Case closed. Checkmate. Mike drop. Game over, Wasted. See also Schools.

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Funny Observations

39. Relatable teenage post#27 I Just Realised That when I Texted My Friend Asking Them is They Were Asleep, They Said Yes and I Went Back to Bed.

Oof. Tricked again.

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Funny Observations

40. Relatable Teenage Post #3 My parents when I was 8; Go to your room! My parents now; Come out of your room now!

Teenage woes.

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