EthanJ729's Entries
Funny Observations
41. I Bet when the Inventors of the Word "bologna" Were Like; How Should We Spell This? B-A-L-O-N-E-Y? B-U-H-L-O-W-N-E-E? Ooh! B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Some people just live to see the world burhgn....
Funny Observations
42. Relatable Teenage Post #11 When the Teacher Asks; If Bob Bought 23 Watermelons and Gives Away 17, How Many Does He Have Left? And when I'm Too Busy Wondering Why He Would Buy 23 Watermelons.
Funny Observations
43. If the Bell Doesn't Tell Us when to Leave, then It Also Shouldn't Tell Us when to Get There!
Boom. Case closed. Checkmate. Mike drop. Game over, Wasted. See also Schools.
Funny Observations
44. Relatable Teenage Post #1 Class be Like 2+3=? Homework be Like 1+2x3=? Tests be Like If John Has 3 Cupcakes and Gives Away 17, What is the Earth's Mass?
I swear some teachers just want to see the minds of children in chaos. See also Math, Schools.
Funny Observations
45. Relatable Teenage Post #2 If You Would Feel Even an Ounce of Guilt if Your Parents Walked Up Behind You While You Are Talking to Your Friends, You Are Either Living Wrongly, or Perfectly.
That's about everyone though. Let's be honest. See also Parents.
Funny Observations
46. I Believe That the Game Monopoly is a Conspiracy to Teach Our Children Capitalism.
CONSPIRACY ALERT!
Funny Observations
47. Commas Can Save Lives! Let's Eat, Kids! Vs Let's Eat Kids!
I saw something like this on my teacher's wall.
Funny Observations
48. Relatable Teenage Post #3 My parents when I was 8; Go to your room! My parents now; Come out of your room now!
Teenage woes.
Funny People
49. Relatable Teenage Post #4 I Envy the People Who Fall Asleep Instantly. For Me It Takes 3 Hours, 120 Position Changes, and a Sacrifice to the Gods.
Man, how do they do it? Comment below any tips you have! See also Sleep.
Funny Questions
50. Does Anyone Have The Problem When You're Almost Done with Your Fitness Plan, but Ben and Jerry's is on Sale....
Gets me every time.
(I don't know why every word is capitalized) See also Fitness.
