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Funny Sayings

111. I'm Feeling Lucky

No one's feeling lucky today. - Google ;)

Added by Guesst on January 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

112. Finish Your Ice Cream, and Then I'll Give You DELICIOUS Vegetables

Kids: Aww... but we don't want vegetables!

Added by Guesst on January 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

113. Charmin Clean B00ty Is a Thing of Beauty

Phlt! Ugh! Bleh!
(This was an advertisement included in the radio) See also Bathroom, Body.

Added by Guesst on January 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

114. Object

Also a thing...

Added by Guesst on January 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

115. To Make People To Leave the Room

Shake your head in disappointment for them. Refuse to meet their eyes. Exhale loudly. Rub your forehead. Repeat as necessary until they leave the room in discomfort.

Added by Guesst on January 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

116. Treasure Chest Bath Tub With Gold Bubbles

Then my toddler cousin tells me to stop ''hogging the loot''.

Added by Guesst on January 20, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

117. Jellyfish Sting Tattoo

Then someone comes to suck the poison out and realizes you look at them with a sour face.

Added by Guesst on January 20, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

118. Be Anonymous.

I got caught. You know I'm not good at that, Uncle Charles.

Added by Guesst on January 19, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

119. Speak Persian To the President

Then he might become suspicious...
People know we have a war against Iran.

Added by Guesst on January 19, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

120. Try Not To Look At Your Phone For at Least One...

... second. Nailed it! See also Phones.

Added by Guesst on January 19, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

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