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Funny Words
3811. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.
Funny Foods
3813. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
Funny Names
3814. Robert Strange McNamara
Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.
Funny Advice
3815. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.
Funny Words
3818. Gubbins
Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"
