Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
3811. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
3812. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Funny Words
3813. Avuncular
To be related to an uncle, or suggestive of an uncle, especially in kindliness or geniality. I eat when I'm feeling avuncular. See also Family.
Funny Words
3814. Diphthong
The combination of two vowel sounds in one syllable to form one speech sound... ouch!
Funny Places
3815. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
According to Wikipedia, an unincorporated community in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. See also Amish, Sophomoric.
Funny Animals
3816. Chalicotherium
Probably the most bizarre-looking extinct mammal ever, this ancient relative of the horse and the rhino resembled a cross between a bear, a tapir, and a moose, but walked on its knuckles like a gorilla. See also Ancient.
Funny People
3817. Alvin Stardust
Obscure glam-rock/pop musician best known for his number two hit "My Coo-Ca-Choo". See also 70's, Music, Singers.
Funny Foods
3818. Rhubarb
The only vegetable used in pies. Very sour and very funny to say. See also Dessert.
Funny TV Shows
3819. 20 Minute Workout
This show burst onto the scene in the early 80's, usually with 2 to 3 girls performing an aerobic excerise routine. My brother would watch the show...not because he was "following" the routine.. but because he thought the girls were cute.
They matched their bodysuits, leggings...
Bess Motta the lead instructor was awesome! See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.
Funny Instruments
3820. Octocontrabass Clarinet
A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.