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3811. Dividing by Zero

Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2012| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3812. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

3813. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop

For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3814. Turdiform

A word meaning having the form of a bird. Really. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3815. Galactorrhea

The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3816. Swinette

An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3817. Tintinnabulation

Long word for the ringing or sounding of bells.

Added by a Guest on December 22, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3818. Batragophogus

An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3819. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors

Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3820. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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