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Funny Questions

3771. How Do I Google Something?

Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2013| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3772. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3773. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2013| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3775. 7out

7up that is expired.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

3776. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

3777. Bad Latitude

File under punny boat names.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3778. Ultracrepidarian

A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3779. Eh and Aboot

Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

3780. McDonkadonk's

Thank you autocorrect. See also Fast Food.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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