Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
3771. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3773. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
3774. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
3775. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Funny Words
3776. Avuncular
To be related to an uncle, or suggestive of an uncle, especially in kindliness or geniality. I eat when I'm feeling avuncular. See also Family.
Funny Words
3777. Diphthong
The combination of two vowel sounds in one syllable to form one speech sound... ouch!
Funny Places
3778. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
According to Wikipedia, an unincorporated community in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. See also Amish, Sophomoric.
Funny Animals
3779. Chalicotherium
Probably the most bizarre-looking extinct mammal ever, this ancient relative of the horse and the rhino resembled a cross between a bear, a tapir, and a moose, but walked on its knuckles like a gorilla. See also Ancient.
Funny People
3780. Alvin Stardust
Obscure glam-rock/pop musician best known for his number two hit "My Coo-Ca-Choo". See also 70's, Music, Singers.