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Funny Nicknames
3772. Tons of Fun
Large people love this nickname because its not offensive but gets the point across in a funny way. See also Obesity.
Funny Euphemisms
3776. Shut the Front Door
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
3778. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
Funny Diseases
3779. Parrot Fever
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.