Guest Entries
Funny Euphemisms
3741. Making The Beast With Two Backs
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex.
Funny Clothes
3744. Hand Muffs Shop
For cold days when mittens and gloves are just too practical. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
3745. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
Funny Foods
3747. Baconnaise Shop
Mayonnaise and bacon in a single condiment. Does it get any better?
Funny Drinks
3748. Beverly
Italian soda apéritif made by Coca Cola and renowned for its unpleasant, bitter taste. See also Italian.
Funny Instruments
3750. Nose Flutes Shop
No, playing the nose flute doesn’t look weird at all. Why do you ask?