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Funny Euphemisms

3761. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

3762. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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Funny Places

3763. Lickskillet, Alabama

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Funny Names

3764. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof. See also Masculine.

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Funny Words

3765. Sprocket

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Funny Animals

3766. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

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Funny People

3767. Captain Planet

Poorly drawn, green-haired eco-hero who looks like clip art. See also 90's, Cartoons.

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Funny Names

3768. Gertrude

It's an epic name, no doubt about it.

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Funny Things

3769. Methylchloroisothiazolinone

Ingredient found in shampoo. See also Health.

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Funny Things to Do

3770. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart

For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.

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