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4021. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Words

4022. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Phrases

4023. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

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Funny Places

4024. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

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Funny Words

4025. Hornswoggle

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Funny Jobs

4026. Cowpuncher

According to Dictionary.com, "a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback". So basically someone who does all that cowboy stuff on a ranch with cows. See also Western.

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Funny Words

4027. Snarky

Word found at the intersection of sarcasm and cynicism.

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Funny Things

4028. Baby Heads

They're way too big for their teeny bodies. See also Body.

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Funny Foods

4029. Pullet Broth with Prunes

See also Medieval.

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Funny Movies

4030. Top Gun

"I want somebody's butt, I want it now. I've had it!" See also 80's.

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