Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
4061. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
4062. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
4063. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
4064. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.
Funny Words
4066. Discalceate
This word comes from Latin, but is an English word that means to take off your shoes. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
4067. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
4069. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
4070. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
