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Funny Euphemisms

4111. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Insults

4112. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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Funny Products

4113. Sick Bear

A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets". See also Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary.

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Funny Foods

4114. Bubble and Squeak

According to Wikipedia, "a traditional English dish made with the shallow-fried leftover vegetables from a roast dinner." See also Breakfast, British.

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Funny Euphemisms

4115. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

4116. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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Funny Places

4117. Lickskillet, Alabama

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Funny Names

4118. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof. See also Masculine.

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Funny Words

4119. Sprocket

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Funny Animals

4120. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

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