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4141. Nigel

Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.) See also Nerds.

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Funny Things

4142. Full Body Cast

As seen in every skiing comedy ever made.

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Funny Things to Do

4143. Stealing Pies from Open Windows

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

4144. Meatus

A natural body opening or canal. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

4145. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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Funny Insults

4146. Lint Licker

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Funny Phrases

4147. Lickety-Split

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Funny Tattoos

4148. A Potato Chip on Your Shoulder

See also Food.

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Funny Names

4149. Marsha Mellow

I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".

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Funny People

4150. Gwenyth Paltrow on Crutches

A dubious selection, but we can't deny a request by fine folks at VH1. See also Celebrities.

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