Guest Entries
Funny Words
3991. Uvula
The dangling piece of flesh in the back of the throat that figures prominently in many cartoon screams. See also Body.
Funny Instruments
3993. Homemade Guitars
I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.
Funny Instruments
3995. Trumpets Festooned With Flags
Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.
Funny Foods
3996. Coleslaw
Something about coleslaw, always included as a side dish and almost always left behind.
Funny Products
3998. Barcalounger Shop
Expensive for a gag gift, but if you can, go for it in brown leather. See also Middle Age.
Funny Toys
4000. Hulk Hands
Large, comical green hands made out of some kind of foam that make noises when you punch things. See also Nerds, Weapons.
