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Funny Euphemisms

3991. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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Funny Things

3992. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

3993. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Words

3994. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Phrases

3995. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

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Funny Places

3996. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

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Funny Words

3997. Hornswoggle

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Funny Jobs

3998. Cowpuncher

According to Dictionary.com, "a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback". So basically someone who does all that cowboy stuff on a ranch with cows. See also Western.

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Funny Words

3999. Snarky

Word found at the intersection of sarcasm and cynicism.

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Funny Things

4000. Baby Heads

They're way too big for their teeny bodies. See also Body.

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