Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3961. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
See also Television.
Funny Insults
3963. D-Bag
Funny Phobias
3965. Rhabdophobia
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.
Funny Tattoos
3966. Mom
An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.
Funny People
3967. The Guy from Full House Who Isn't Bob Saget or John Stamos
Whoever he is, he makes me giggle. See also Television.
Funny Quotes
3969. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.