Guest Entries
Funny Products
3962. The Clapper Shop
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.
Funny Jobs
3964. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
3965. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Advice
3967. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
3968. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous
I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.
Funny TV Shows
3970. Captain N: The Game Master
With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.
