Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

3971. Choking on a Pretzel

See also Presidents, Snacks.

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Funny Words

3972. Petcocks Shop

Small valve used to control the flow of liquid or gas. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Products

3973. Race Car Beds Shop

Vroom. See also Cars.

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Funny People

3974. Vince Offer

Excitable pitchman for the ShamWow! towels and the Slap Chop food chopper and a former Scientologist. See also Commercials.

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Funny Products

3975. Rubber Chickens Shop

Apparently at some point in time, people found these funny. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

3976. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Shop

Also known as “astronaut ice cream,” but it’s unclear that astronauts even eat the stuff. See also Dessert, Space.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2009| 6 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3977. Wigwag

To rock back and forth.

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Funny Things

3978. Samovar

An ornate water boiler. See also Coffee.

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Funny Sayings

3979. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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Funny Words

3980. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

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