Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

3971. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2008| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3972. Helmet

This word could be part of an intergalactic language.

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Funny Quotes

3973. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

Added by a Guest on May 27, 2008| 4 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

3974. Bullshit

A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 14 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

3975. The Volta

There's a lot of hoo-haw grabbing in this dance from the 1500's.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2008| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3976. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

Funny T-Shirts

3977. "The Man" Written Across the Chest and "The Legend" With an Arrow Pointing Down

I made my husband throw this one out.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2008| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

3978. Lake Withlacoochee, Florida

Hehe... Coochee... See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

3979. Spritzers

Funny Diseases

3980. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2008| 16 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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