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Funny Things to Do

3931. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart

For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.

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Funny Animals

3932. Ocelots

A house cat that looks like a leopard. See also Cats.

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Funny Nicknames

3933. Tons of Fun

Large people love this nickname because its not offensive but gets the point across in a funny way. See also Obesity.

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Funny Places

3934. Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta

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Funny Euphemisms

3935. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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Funny Phobias

3936. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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Funny Euphemisms

3937. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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Funny Foods

3938. Tater Tots Shop

Also known as Redneck french fries.

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Funny Things to Do

3939. Twirling Your Mustache

When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.

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Funny Diseases

3940. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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