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Funny Instruments

3931. Homemade Guitars

I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3932. Ground Round

Boring meat, funny name. See also Meat.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3933. Trumpets Festooned With Flags

Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3934. Coleslaw

Something about coleslaw, always included as a side dish and almost always left behind.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3935. Molehills

Don't make a mountain out of one. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

3936. Barcalounger Shop

Expensive for a gag gift, but if you can, go for it in brown leather. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3937. Hot Dog Water

The water left over when you boil hot dogs. See also Meat.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2009| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

3938. Hulk Hands

Large, comical green hands made out of some kind of foam that make noises when you punch things. See also Nerds, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3939. Fribble

As a noun, a frivolous person. As a verb, to waste time.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2009| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3940. Pubic Lice

Very unforgiving little creatures. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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