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Funny Advice

3901. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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Funny Foods

3902. Turducken Shop

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.

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Funny Instruments

3903. Dudelsack

A German bagpipe.

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Funny Products

3904. The Clapper Shop

For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

3905. Quagga

A now extinct breed of zebra. See also African.

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Funny Jobs

3906. Phlebotomist

The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.

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Funny Words

3907. Zymurgy

The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Nicknames

3908. Johnny Fanny Gina Head

An insult to all the Johnnies you know.

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Funny Advice

3909. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

3910. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous

I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.

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