Guest Entries

3871. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 5 Comments | 114 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3872. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous

I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 5 Comments | 144 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3874. Captain N: The Game Master

With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2008| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

3875. Dick Stick

The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 6, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

3876. Strawberry Yum-Yum

A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2008| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3877. Garden Variety

Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2008| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

3878. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

A city in Canada. See also Canadian.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2008| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3879. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2008| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

3880. East Braintree, Manitoba

A city in Canada. See also Canadian.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2008| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

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