Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

3941. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Names

3942. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

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Funny Names

3943. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

3944. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Insults

3945. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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Funny Products

3946. Sick Bear

A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets". See also Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary.

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Funny Foods

3947. Bubble and Squeak

According to Wikipedia, "a traditional English dish made with the shallow-fried leftover vegetables from a roast dinner." See also Breakfast, British.

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Funny Euphemisms

3948. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

3949. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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Funny Places

3950. Lickskillet, Alabama

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