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4441. Blunderbuss

A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.

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Funny Words

4442. Caddywampus

The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.

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Funny Words

4443. Higgledy-Piggledy

Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.

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Funny Euphemisms

4444. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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Funny Phrases

4445. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Clothes

4446. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

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Funny Instruments

4447. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

4448. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

4449. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

4450. Tomfoolery

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