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Funny Phrases

4481. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Clothes

4482. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

4483. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

4484. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

4485. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

4486. Tomfoolery

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Funny Euphemisms

4487. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

4488. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Phrases

4489. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2006| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

4490. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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