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Funny Sayings

981. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

982. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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Funny People

983. A Cop Wearing Shorts

See also Police.

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Funny Observations

984. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

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Funny Questions

985. Is Every Drink Just Flavored Water?

Huh. Maybe.

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Funny Advice

986. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Observations

987. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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Funny Phobias

988. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

989. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

990. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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