Guest Entries
Funny Insults
982. Les Poils Ddu Nez
Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.
Funny Things to Do
983. Reviving Dinosaurs on an Island 207 Miles off the Coast of Costa Rica
Nothing bad will happen. We spared no expense. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Instruments
985. The Elephant Imitator
Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.
Funny Videos
986. Think About This
Horrifying but surprisingly catchy industrial safety video. See also Safety.
Funny Things to Do
988. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake
It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.
Funny Insults
989. Acorn!
Funny Things to Do
990. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens
See also Pranks.