Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
961. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?
Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.
Funny Names
964. Lieutenant Les McBurney
Appropriately enough, works for the Sun Prairie, Wisconsin fire department.
Funny Diseases
966. Celebrity Toe
When your toe is shaped like your favorite celebrity. See also Celebrities.
Funny Animals
969. Armadillo Girdled Lizard
When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.