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Funny Instruments

961. The Keyboard

Most famous instrument of 2020. Comes with free monitor.

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Funny Places

962. Oregon, Ohio

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Funny Quotes

963. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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Funny Words

964. Askew

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Funny Drinks

965. World’s Coldest Drink

Ingredients include spearmint gum, mouthwash, peppermint, mint leaves, and ice. Mix in a blender and make sure you have a bottle of Sriracha nearby. See also Cold.

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Funny Foods

966. McDonalds’s Ice Cream

Legendary in its rare availability. See also Fast Food, Ice Cream.

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Funny Instruments

967. Subcontrabass Saxaphone

Really big sax, really hard to spell.

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Funny Names

968. Pvt. Parts

Real name of a guy in the army. See also Military, Sophomoric.

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Funny People

969. Fugging, Austria

See also Austrian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

970. What Do You Call an Old Snowman?

Water.

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