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Funny Anti-Jokes

961. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

962. Aussie Doggo

Also known as a dingo. See also Australian, Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

963. Tall Bowl

Also known as a cup.

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Funny Names

964. Lieutenant Les McBurney

Appropriately enough, works for the Sun Prairie, Wisconsin fire department.

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Funny Things to Do

965. Mop the Pool

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Funny Diseases

966. Celebrity Toe

When your toe is shaped like your favorite celebrity. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Euphemisms

967. Winged Knife

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Songs

968. Two Trucks

An absolute banger by Lemon Demon.

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Funny Animals

969. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Books

970. Somehow I Manage

By Michael Scott. See also The Office.

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