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Funny Quotes

931. “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

―Bob Dylan, drummer for Metallica

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Funny Songs

932. Black Sabbath

My favorite song is Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath See also 70's.

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Funny Observations

933. Chairs Have the Worst Life of Any Object

See also Furniture.

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Funny T-Shirts

934. Six Pack… Coming Soon Shop

Big lie.

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Funny Euphemisms

935. Scare Car

An empty police car. See also Cars, Police.

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Funny Insults

936. I Can’t Believe I Wasted a Fruit Snack on You…

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Funny Phrases

937. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Diseases

938. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

939. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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Funny Phobias

940. Foebeuh

Teh feer off speelng sumting rite. See also Made Up.

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