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Funny Advice

931. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

932. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

933. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

934. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

935. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

936. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Insults

937. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

938. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

939. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Observations

940. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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