Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

901. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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Funny Words

902. Askew

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Funny Drinks

903. World’s Coldest Drink

Ingredients include spearmint gum, mouthwash, peppermint, mint leaves, and ice. Mix in a blender and make sure you have a bottle of Sriracha nearby. See also Cold.

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Funny Foods

904. McDonalds’s Ice Cream

Legendary in its rare availability. See also Fast Food, Ice Cream.

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Funny Instruments

905. Subcontrabass Saxaphone

Really big sax, really hard to spell.

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Funny Names

906. Pvt. Parts

Real name of a guy in the army. See also Military, Sophomoric.

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Funny People

907. Fugging, Austria

Funny Anti-Jokes

908. What Do You Call an Old Snowman?

Water.

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Funny Things to Do

909. Letting Go of a Balloon Outside, then Running Up a Building Steps to Catch It

The biggest flex that no one has ever done.

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