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Funny Anti-Jokes

1031. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

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Funny Names

1032. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

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Funny Clothes

1033. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

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Funny Insults

1034. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1035. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

1036. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

1037. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

1038. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

1039. You Can’t Stand Backwards on Stairs

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Funny Words

1040. “Minimum” in Cursive

It’s just a bunch of bumps in a row.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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