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Funny Questions

1031. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Phobias

1032. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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Funny Euphemisms

1033. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1034. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Insults

1035. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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Funny Sayings

1036. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

1037. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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Funny People

1038. A Cop Wearing Shorts

See also Police.

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Funny Observations

1039. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

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Funny Questions

1040. Is Every Drink Just Flavored Water?

Huh. Maybe.

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