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Funny Names

1071. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1072. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1073. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1074. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2022| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1075. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

1076. Peanut Wigglebutt

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1077. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

Added by a Guest on June 9, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1080. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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