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Funny Sayings

1071. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

See also Cook, Kitchen.

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Funny Euphemisms

1072. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Quotes

1073. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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Funny Advice

1074. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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Funny Sayings

1075. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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Funny Words

1076. Sunsat

When the sunset is no longer able to be seen. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1077. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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Funny Animals

1078. Blobby McBlob

A disposable glove filled with water. See also Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

1079. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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Funny Quotes

1080. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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