Guest Entries
Funny People
1102. J.J. Bittenbinder
If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.
Funny Questions
1103. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?
It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.
Funny Insults
1107. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork
It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.
Funny Sayings
1108. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
Funny Instruments
1109. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
