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Funny Sayings

1151. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1152. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Words

1153. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1154. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1155. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1156. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

1157. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

1158. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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Funny Sayings

1159. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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Funny Advice

1160. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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