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Funny Sayings

1151. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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Funny Jobs

1152. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1153. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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Funny Foods

1154. Apple Lasagna

Very healthy indeed. See also Fruits, Pasta.

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Funny Insults

1155. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

1156. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

1157. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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Funny People

1158. Guest

They exist on planet Inherently Funny.
They ARE ONE.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2021| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1159. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1160. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?

See also Monkeys.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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