Guest Entries

Funny Advice

1191. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

1192. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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Funny Observations

1193. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

1194. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1195. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Foods

1196. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Funny Foods

1197. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

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Funny People

1198. Cousin Throckmorton

See also Math.

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Funny Insults

1199. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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Funny Things to Do

1200. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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