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1191. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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1192. Mississippiphobia

The fear of having to spell Mississippi. See also Made Up.

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1193. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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1194. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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1195. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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1196. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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1197. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.

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Funny Advice

1199. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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Funny Instruments

1200. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking

Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.

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