Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

1161. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Insults

1162. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

Funny Animals

1163. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

1164. Miniskirts

Also known as a mother’s greatest fear. See also Fashion.

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Funny Observations

1165. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

Funny Insults

1166. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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Funny Places

1167. Pee Pee Island, Canada

Funny People

1168. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

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Funny Questions

1169. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Phobias

1170. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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