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Funny Observations

1181. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1182. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

1183. Tentotwelvephopia

Fear of the number 11. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1184. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1185. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1186. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1187. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1188. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

1189. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

1190. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

Added by a Guest on May 14, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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