Guest Entries

Funny Jobs

1221. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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Funny Observations

1222. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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Funny Insults

1223. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Advice

1224. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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Funny Diseases

1225. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Sayings

1226. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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Funny Names

1227. Lord Tweedmouth

Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.

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Funny Quotes

1228. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Funny Phrases

1229. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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Funny Questions

1230. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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