Guest Entries

1271. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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1272. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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1273. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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1274. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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1275. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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1276. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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1277. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2020| 6 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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Funny Phobias

1279. Aibohphobia

The fear of palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1280. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2020| 24 Comments | 149 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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