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Funny People

1271. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

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Funny Questions

1272. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Phobias

1273. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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Funny Euphemisms

1274. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1275. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Insults

1276. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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Funny Sayings

1277. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

1278. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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Funny People

1279. A Cop Wearing Shorts

See also Police.

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Funny Observations

1280. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

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