Guest Entries

Funny Insults

1251. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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Funny Places

1252. Pee Pee Island, Canada

Funny People

1253. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

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Funny Questions

1254. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Phobias

1255. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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Funny Euphemisms

1256. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1257. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Insults

1258. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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Funny Sayings

1259. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

1260. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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