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1251. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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1252. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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1253. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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1254. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.

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Funny Advice

1256. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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Funny Instruments

1257. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking

Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

1258. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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Funny Words

1259. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften

The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.

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Funny Words

1260. SiebentausendzweihundertvierundfÃ¼nfzig

In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.

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