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Funny Sayings

1241. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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Funny Diseases

1242. Monoorangosis

A disease that in which you can't see, hear, or taste orange. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1243. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Names

1244. Jake Butt

Played tight end for Detroit Lions. See also Football.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1245. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

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Funny Books

1246. How to Soap Correctly

I’ve been soaping wrong all my life! See also Bathroom, Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1247. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

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Funny Observations

1248. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

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Funny Observations

1249. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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Funny Words

1250. Youins

Per Jeff Foxworthy, “Y’all plus three.”

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