Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
1281. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.
Funny Clothes
1282. Gorilla Suits
Funny Words
1284. Perendinate
To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.
Funny Observations
1285. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.
Funny Insults
1289. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!
Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.