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Funny Phobias

1331. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1332. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1333. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

1334. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

1335. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1336. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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Funny Clothes

1337. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

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Funny Euphemisms

1338. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

1339. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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Funny Observations

1340. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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