Guest Entries

1341. Baga Chipz

Finalist in RuPaul’s Drag Race UK.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2021| 5 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1342. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2021| 5 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1343. Acorn!

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2021| 10 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1344. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

1345. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2021| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1346. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2021| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1347. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1348. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

1349. Your Ugly Attitude

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 18 Comments | 125 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1350. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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