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Funny T-Shirts

1381. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1382. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1383. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1384. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1385. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1386. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1387. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1388. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

1389. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

1390. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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