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Funny Sayings

1361. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

1362. If Your Brain Was Dynamite, There Wouldn't be Enough to Blow Your Hat Off

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Funny Observations

1363. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

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Funny Foods

1364. Spaghetti

It’s just a line. See also Pasta.

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Funny Questions

1365. What was the person who discovered milk doing to the cow?

Seriously. See also Cows, Dairy.

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Funny Quotes

1366. “Me no study, me no care, me go marry millionaire. If he die, me no cry, me go marry another guy.”

See also Best Life.

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Funny Observations

1367. Lego people live in houses made out of their own flesh.

See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1368. Du Doch Nicht

“Definitely not you” in German. It’s pretty situational though. See also German.

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Funny Products

1369. Kitchen Gun!

BANG, BANG, BANG! See also Guns, Kitchen, Weapons.

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Funny Books

1370. Open Wide for the Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who is Also a Ghost Shop

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