Guest Entries
Funny Observations
1311. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO
Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.
Funny Insults
1312. You Blockhead
Funny Observations
1313. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks
I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.
Funny Questions
1315. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?
Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?
Funny Drinks
1317. Cement Mixer
Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.
Funny Quotes
1319. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
―The Dalai Lama
Funny Questions
1320. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?
See also Dogs.