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Funny Words

1141. Glühbirne

“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.

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Funny Words

1142. Flugzeug

“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.

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Funny Quotes

1143. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Words

1144. Majestick

A majestic stick. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

1145. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1146. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1147. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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Funny Insults

1148. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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Funny Observations

1149. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

1150. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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