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Funny Quotes

1081. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”

―My Writing Professor

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Funny Words

1082. Embarassment

The word for a group of pandas.

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Funny Quotes

1083. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”

―James Acaster See also Geometry, Love.

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Funny Observations

1084. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

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Funny Instruments

1085. Jazz Coffin

Also known as an upright bass. See also Jazz.

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Funny Observations

1086. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

1087. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

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Funny Observations

1088. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

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Funny Phobias

1089. Tentotwelvephopia

Fear of the number 11. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1090. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

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